I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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