I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think people are normalizing furries
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