I think my fart just growled at me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I have post one night stand depression
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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