i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
What a dumb baby whore.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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