Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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