i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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