Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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