STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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