batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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