I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
home. puking in laundry basket.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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