She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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