I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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