My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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