Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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