the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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