Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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