The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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