That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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