PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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