Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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