you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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