you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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