No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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