Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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