how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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