You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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