she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
