He is an equal opportunity slut.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This is my gift to your gina
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
