the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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