The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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