...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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