with your own penis?
Everything about him screamed your future.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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