It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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