its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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