I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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