tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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