u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The adults are the big ones right?
Please don't give away my fajitas
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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