he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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