: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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