PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
false alarm, still single
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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