The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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