you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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