the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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