He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Randomize
