I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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