Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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