No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm sobbing to NWA
not ubering you a puppy
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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