He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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