if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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