the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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