Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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