# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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